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July's Joke
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Winner:
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Andria Walton from Connahs Quay Dental Practice |
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Joke:
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How do aliens throw an intergalactic party?
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Winning Punchline: |
They planet in a pub. You must have REAL ALE INS a pub!
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Joke Supplied by:
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Julie Modena, Marketing Manager
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Original Punchline: |
They planet!
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June's Joke
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Winner:
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Paul Worskett from Amblecote Dental Care |
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Joke:
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What’s round, sad and lives in the boot of your car?
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Winning Punchline: |
A "Circular" from the PCT
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Joke Supplied by:
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Sue Evans, Operations Manager
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Original Punchline: |
De-spair tyre!
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May's Joke
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Winner:
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Bill Falconer Hall from the DENTISTS old market |
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Joke:
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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
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Winning Punchline: |
A fish's scales are always a bit flat - they can't be Tuna'd up!
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Joke Supplied by:
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Steve Turnock, Managing Director
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Original Punchline: |
You can't Tuna fish!
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April's Joke
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Winner:
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Sharon El Nashar from El-Nashar Dental Care Ltd |
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Joke:
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What is the best day for monkey business?
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Winning Punchline: |
The first of ape....ril
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Joke Supplied by:
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The Practice Plan Customer Services Team
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Original Punchline: |
The first of Ape-ril!
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March's Joke
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Winner:
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Andrew Walton from Connahs Quay Dental Practice |
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Joke:
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A bear walks into a bar, but hesitates before ordering a drink. The Barman says…
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Winning Punchline: |
"what's with the long paws ?! "
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Joke Supplied by:
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Nick Dilworth, Operations Director
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Original Punchline: |
Why the long paws
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Febuary's Joke
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Winner:
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Anthony Fagg from Eastgate Dental Practice |
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Joke:
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What does a dentist do in a high speed car chase?
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Winning Punchline: |
Put his foot down to get away from the PCT clawback team
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Joke Supplied by:
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Graham Penfold, Technical Director
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Original Punchline: |
Brace himself
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January's Joke
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Winner:
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Niki Stocken from Middleton St George Dental Practice |
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Joke:
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What is a complete waste of time?
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Winning Punchline: |
A fat man with a belt that is also a clock !!
...would like to say nhs contracts but i guess your not looking for the most popular answer !
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Joke Supplied by:
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The Practice Plan Accounts Team
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Original Punchline: |
Telling a hair raising story to a bald man!
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